biodegradable
A short list of items I do not care to see amidst the sand and surf:
orange peels
chunks of apples
grapes
pistachio nut shells
halves of limes, no doubt once squeezed into an adult beverage
And last but certainly not least, half-rotted long-stem roses, which were probably tossed overboard in some misguided romantic gesture. Note to the dramatic: if you're going to throw flowers overboard, make sure you are well off-shore when you do it.
I don't care if all of these things are "natural" or will eventually get eaten by gulls or crabs. I don't want to swim with any of it, and I don't want to sit next to any of it in the sand, either. Just because it's all biodegradable doesn't mean it's not still trash.
orange peels
chunks of apples
grapes
pistachio nut shells
halves of limes, no doubt once squeezed into an adult beverage
And last but certainly not least, half-rotted long-stem roses, which were probably tossed overboard in some misguided romantic gesture. Note to the dramatic: if you're going to throw flowers overboard, make sure you are well off-shore when you do it.
I don't care if all of these things are "natural" or will eventually get eaten by gulls or crabs. I don't want to swim with any of it, and I don't want to sit next to any of it in the sand, either. Just because it's all biodegradable doesn't mean it's not still trash.
posted by Joan at 9:02 PM
1 Comments:
You don't throw the orange peels, you don't feed the crabs. You don't feed the crabs, the crabs dies off. The crabs die off, I don't have any bait for black fishing.
Go back to Arizona you, you...you.
:>)
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